9.21.2004

ebreathmints to come...

I heard about this new cell phone on npr and half thought it was a joke. Developed by a german company, it supposedly can sense users bad breath. I'm just waiting for the technology that would allow the person on the other end to experience the caller's smell. I'm imagining that, unless you have activated smellblock on your phone, your parents could call home during work and tell if your smoking "the pot." Being a closet conspiracy theorist, I think homeland security somehow has a hand in this. If you have my number, don't call me tonight. I'm surviving the wrath of hummus-aftermath.