guilty funny

So apparently the kid in the video had his life ruined when he decided to film himself pretending to be Darth Maul with his school’s camcorder and just left the tape on a bookshelf for anyone to discover. Shockingly some of his classmates put the video on the internet and he spent the remainder of his time in high school being ridiculed as the “star wars kid”. Stories like these tend to put me into a moral quandary. What this kid has gone through is clearly horrible and you gotta feel for him. Shut up conscience! He made sound effects and is chubby.

UPDATE: Holy crap. I had no idea this was such a pop culture phenomenon.

Gift from above

So I was pooped on by a bird this morning--a first for me. It must have happened while I was walking into work and slipped by unnoticed. It wasn't until I took my coat off, put my backpack away and finally sat down that I noticed a nickel-sized blob of that unmistakeable white/brown/green colored goo on my thigh. Thankfully, it didn't smell and came out pretty easily. In fact, the more I think about it, we're pretty lucky that bird shit doesn't stink. Imagine if dogs could fly.