11.26.2004

I'm getting drunk

I'm gettting drunk at the big thanksgiving here in Boston. Although I'm tempted to respond to Andrew's gloating, in the spirit of bipartisanship and, why not, thanksgiving, I'll also give a big thank you for the demise of Arafat. But long live Hilary Clinton (I'd like to be able to afford a life saving operation if I need one)
Now it seems that the big bad fascist U.S. is supporting the quasi-communist challenger in the Ukrainian elections and is lambasting their sketchy elections. Boy, we sure do hate "the people"

11.23.2004

Another One Bites the Dust

God it's great being me. I came into work today to find yet another person I despise effectively ruined. Here’s the tally so far:

1.) John Kerry
2.) Terry MCauliffe
3.) Yasser Arafat
4.) Tom Dashle
5.) Kofi Annan
6.) Randy Moss
7.) Dan Rather

Now all I need is Hillary Clinton, Paul Krugman and Robert Reich to have a fateful trip on a Russian airliner together and I’ll be set!!!

UPDATE!!!: Looks like Krugman's discrediting himself with renewed zeal. Come on Robert destiny is calling you! Oh wait, he listened...