Gift from above

So I was pooped on by a bird this morning--a first for me. It must have happened while I was walking into work and slipped by unnoticed. It wasn't until I took my coat off, put my backpack away and finally sat down that I noticed a nickel-sized blob of that unmistakeable white/brown/green colored goo on my thigh. Thankfully, it didn't smell and came out pretty easily. In fact, the more I think about it, we're pretty lucky that bird shit doesn't stink. Imagine if dogs could fly.

1 comment:

Joe said...

yes, it's bad enough that the people in my apartment complex leave their dogs' shit everywhere. If they dog shit was dropping from the sky, I might have to move.